The Great Indian Irony- 8 pm Curfew for Women.

In what has come as a sad shock to many, the gurgaon administration earlier this this week put a curfew on women working in offices situated in malls, bars and pubs beyond 8 pm to curb the ever escalating women molestation and rape cases in the city. 

Women protest in Gurgaon. (Image Courtesy- Safe Delhi Campaign.

Much has been written and said about this unprecedented move from the moment of its announcement on monday. The social media has gone haywire with a sudden rush of status messages, posts, tweets, comments, discussions, debates, pictures all conveying the anger of people. #gurgaon has been trending on twitter like never before. Here is an example of just how the social media is aiding the protest.

Ouch! That is one opinion that leave its "mark"

Some people have been hurling really rude words (unfortunately/ fortunately, no ladies challaps yet) at the government and administrative representatives behind this.

Its just eludes me how someone can find faults in this wonderful new addition to our laws. You can not disagree that it is the most practical yet beautiful answer to said problems. But if you do, read this post where I’ll try to answer some questions on behalf of the city’s administration(or not)

1. Why put potential victims and not criminals under house arrest?

Someone I am acquainted with went as far as to tweet, and I tweequote, “Why take away freedom from women while the “perpetuaters” of crime roam free?”

No offense meant but were you “smarter than a fifth grader” you would know that for every 1000 men in India there are all but 921 women. So majority wins, alright.
And with the way things are going (what with illegal termination of pregnancies, female foeticide, infant mortality and the amazing health care and post natal care services our country offers its “fairer” sex) we shall soon have a lot fewer women to keep indoors.
And let’s face it, these ill-mannered, provocative rape magnets are easier to keep off the streets than potentially drunken sex offenders who’d be so difficult to isolate in bars and pubs.

It is but natural for the poor men to be lured into this vicious trap women create by wearing make up and clothes that do not hide their modesty as much as they expose it.

Look at the witch getting all dressed up to garner male attention. Tsk tsk

And another.

Which brings me to the first solution I want to offer my beloved administration-
The government should be pushed to ban all international and domestic companies alike that are into manufacturing/ selling of these satanic devices used for arousing men that women employ in the form of western garments and beauty products. They are turning innocent lambs into rampant rapists just with a touch of blush on and a tad of eyeliner. I am sure the government wouldn’t care for its lost revenue anymore than it cared for the financial losses said companies, malls and pubs will incur as their women employees fail to work beyong eight, giving a big blow to national productivity.

2. Why 8 pm and 8 pm only?

Oh no, thats just Edward's long lost brother. My bad

Is that even a question?

Haven’t you heard that due to planetary positions as the hour hand on the clock makes a two hundred and fourty degree angle with the minutes hand pointing at 12, all the men around you from colleagues, friends and relatives right upto your father and brother turn into testosterone driven maniacs that’ll hump anything remotely close to a woman within their eyeshot.

And its the same time when all these young “empowered” women are stripped down to mere sex-objects, weak defenseless liabilities and easy targets for satisfying a man’s sexual desires, by force or otherwise.
Before this particular time of the day there is no doubt that we’ll have women play important roles everywhere- from village panchayats right upto genetic research faculties but that is that. Beyond this pre-determined time(methods of which you are now aware of), they’re only being foolish and putting themselves in harms way by staying outdoors.

Another great tip (since I am so good with them)-
Lets determine the curfew hour according to the time of the last recorded offense prior to curfew hours. Like the next time someone decides to get raped at 7, raise the curfew at 7 from that day onwards. If its at 12 in the morning, stop women from leaving their homes altogether.

3. Why can’t the government make the city safer for women at night instead?

Thats preposterous!
Why can’t you ever have realistic expectations from our government and not optimistic to the point of being right out of magic world?

Take it from the money bags.

With the teeny tiny sum of a couple of hundred thousand crores that you pay as direct taxes How can they make the roads safe at night with proper street lights, camera surveillance, night patrol vehicles and increased security forces?
There is a limit to utterly absurd wants!
Anyhow, I have another solution or should I say suggestion for my favorite people-
Please relieve all women police officers from any kind of duty after 8 pm as well. We can’t afford to risk their sanctity what with the dearth of the otherwise easily available targets and abundance of unsatieted rapists on the lookout? Ofcourse, we need not worry about the shortage of workforce this is going to create because if corporate firms can manage with a couple of hundred fewer employees after 8, so can the Indian Police. You have to stop underestimating them all the time, people!

4. What if some women do stay outdoors after 8 despite the rule?

We told you na- No woman to stay out after 8.
But if it still doesn’t enter your thick skull, the administration has nothing to do with it. It is entirely your responsibility if you get teased, molested, raped or kidnapped. With this law in place, the admin and police has shouldered off any responsibility for crimes that’ll take place courtesy your “careless attitude”. Dont come crying to the police and the courts for justice then. Its like the the warranty on appliances. Ultimately, it does expire. Just the way the service liability for protection of women ends at 8 sharp. As for the guys, they’ll continue to roam freely and feel safe at any time of the night in an already male dominated society. They deserve to be protected, unlike their inferior counterparts.

Text on the banner translates as "Your dirty perceptive and I should cover up?"

And like I am sure you already know, no man ever invited any harm his way. If a woman in a short skirt is raped- slut asked for it. But if a man in a pair of shorts does- the rapist is to blame entirely. How is a pair of shorts any more attractive to a rapist than a dhoti? But a skirt as opposed to a saare is

And yet again, another one of my tips for my dear keepers of law and order-

Stop registering any FIRs by women for incidents that occured after 8, during the woman curfew. That’ll teach these irresponsible citizens with no respect for the law to stay indoors and thereby reduce crimes rates which they are primarily responsible for. Just refuse to take emergency calls or to run an investigation also.

As for the men, please do continue to offer them your excellent and valuable services as ever.

5. What to do in the case of a medical emergency or another situation that makes it absolutely imperative for some woman to leave home at inappropriate hours?

As the new rule has already detailed- it should be made absolutely sure by the employer(s)/ any responsible male members of the family that the mode of travel from office/ home to the destination is safe and that all details of the same be documented and taken to the nearest police station for scrutiny every 15 days.
But I have a feeling these measures are not stringent enough. So here’s what needs to be done-
A team of experts specially trained in martial arts, crime investigation, wrestling, snipper skills, soduko, crossword, kathakali, fung shui art of healing, cooking and with a charming personality so that the women feel comfortable around them should be detailed for securing all modes of transportation used by women after “safe hours”.

And all women be accompanied by an armed male member of their family at all times (there are things you got to learn from our little friends at taliban)

Before I sign off, I just want to congratulate
the gurgaon authorities on this remarkable achievement. One can only hope that other cities learn from the model of gurgaon and follow suite ASAP.

I can’t speak for anyone else but my parents are just glad you took this much needed step.
They no longer need to worry about spending money and time on teaching me self defense or on replenishing my supply of pepper spray every now and then. They want me to convey their deepest gratitude to you for making sure I am safe by taking away the most basic of my rights. I’ll be dammed if I mind it one bit or try to protest.

Satire-cally yours,



4 thoughts on “The Great Indian Irony- 8 pm Curfew for Women.

  1. I agree that it’s topsy-turvy and absurd. But here at home I can name 50 policies just as absurd: Gun-control, leaving the law-abiding defenseless, is a perfect example. Taxing those who hire. Giving guns to Mexican criminal cartels. The federal minimum wage law (Black unemployment went up immediately after it was passed and directly as a result and has only skyrocketed more since). All of “ObamaCare” written by special interests while we condemn special interests for their influence on our laws in the same breath. Anyway, my conservative, pro-freedom POV. Thanks.

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  3. I completely agree with the writer.
    This is seriously an amazing piece of writing.
    This is exactly what we can expect from our lethargic administration.
    They only know how to shift their so called “burden” (of duty) onto others, be it raising of funds or of fulfilling theri social duties. Banning women from coming out of their homes is definitely not a rational solution, its just another way to run away from the fact that our administration is incompetent.

    • Its good to know that you agree with the writer (erm, I meant with me :D)
      Thanks for liking my take on the entire situation.
      I am of the opinion that making scape goats out of the victimised, playing the “blame game” and yes, shrugging off any sort of responsibility has become second nature for our government and administration at all levels.
      Even the general public is at fault in the way that we’ve got the shortest attention span. One day we’ll be so agitated and opinionated and aggressive and the very next we’ll sit back in our bedrooms and become passive audiences to things that affect our own lives so much. Till we dont straighten our backs and take charge of things..nothing will change. The same old politicians, the same old politics.
      Anyway, thanks for taking time to read 🙂

      Take care. 🙂

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